Thursday, January 8, 2009

The worst (best) sms forwards I have received

Okay, everyone's telling me to cheer up. I am trying. And how. Don't say I didn't warn you.

1. What is the opposite of Rajeshwari?



RAJESH DONT WORRY!!
Eppadi..?
( I. LOVE. THIS)

2. Vivek calling Mu.Ka.Stallin at night 12'o clock...
hello, mu.ka.Stallina?
MS: Ama...
Vvk:nenga verum muka stallina illana naku muka stalinah? Good night pa
(It's a good question...)

3. Easy ways to kill an ant:
Mix chilli powder with sugar and give it. After having that the ant will go in search of water somewhere near a water tak. When the ant goes near the tank, push him into it. Now the ant was fully soaked in water. It will go to dry himself near fire. When he reaches near fire, put a bomb in the fire. Then u admit the ant wounded in the Bomb blast in ICU. Remove the oxygen mask from his mouth and kill it. Ha! Wat a criminal mind!

4. What is the difference between 1st night & last night?
If U sleep on flowers, it is 1st night!
If U sleep with flowers on U, it is last night! a dandanakka a danakkunanakka...,, :)

5. Sardar went 2 purchase indian flag.
After a few minutes d shop keeper was unconscious.


Y ???

bcoz sardar asked him
"Show me some other colours"
(I don't really approve of Sardar jokes because Rabbi's a Sardar and so is the PM so they are obviously not dumb but this one's funny.)

6. Heart is like a perfume bottle.
If u never open it, nobody knows ur fragrance. If u keep it always open soon u'll loose fragrance. So, Act wisely! Gud morning

7. Love is for life, life isn't for love. Love may fail in life, life should never fail in love. So dont spoil life in love, but dont forget to love in life...
(Thanks for the advice..I think!)

8. Tamil Nadu= funny state..1 rose rate 5.00 1 kg rise rate 1 rupee enna koduma Cm..
by girlfriendku rose kudukama avunga ammavuku 1 kg rice kudupor sangam...
(Rice is a good choice)

9. Imagine...
U R in a boat which is sinking.
Sharks n Crocodiles all around U!
Wat can U do 2 save urself?




very simple,
"Stop imagening".
Gud eve ;)

6 comments:

Vimal said...

Who are you?! And what are you doing in Estarra?!

I demand to speak to the President right now!

Kingdom of Estarra said...

Even Presidents enjoy the occasional kookiness :P

Mith said...

I turn my back for a couple of days and you go on a writing spree!!

hey i've got a couple of sms forwards for you too -

1.what is the opposite of krishnaswamy?

Krishna did not see me .

(groan)

2. What do you call bee's knees in hindi?

Bee-ki-knee (bikini)

(groan groan)



Hope you are feeling better! :)

P.S - YOU READ PD10???????? HOW IS IT?????????? I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ess said...

I'm not surprised that you like the Rajeshwari one :D

And enna kodumai CM indeed! Not that I'm in the sangam, mind you.

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